Back in December, before I started catching one cold after another, I ran a 10-kilometer race in a pretty decent time (for me). I was riding high on that feeling of success – my so-called “runner’s high,” so I decided it would be a good idea to sign up for the marathon in Madrid. When in my life will I have a spare few hours every day during which I could properly train for a marathon? So in my delirium, I grabbed my credit card, signed myself up, then found and printed a training schedule online. Over the next four months, I mostly stuck to that schedule, which increased in distance from week 1 (6 miles) to week 16 (20 miles). Yes, it was a lot, but the only time I thought I would not be able to complete my daily mileage was once, on my 18-mile day. The last mile I thought my legs might stop working and all I could do was think: one foot in front of the other – keep going.
I spent most of January and February fighting off one cold and sinus infection after another. I became very discouraged in February and, and one point, decided that there was no possible way I could be prepared for the marathon without having trained for over a month! One friend told me to KEEP RUNNING – you still have time to get your mileage up before April! So I did, but barely.
Finally, two weeks pre-race arrived. Stacia and Noah and Janice were visiting us here in Spain, so it was glorious to have a running buddy keeping me company while we ran along the sunny boardwalk in Barcelona, then again along the warm beach in El Campello, then in the rainy hills of Alcalá de Henares. In the final hour of my training, it proved essential to have this extra encouragement because I solo was burning out.
The day before race day: April 25. Many thoughts, mostly in the form of questions, whizzed through my mind: Shouldn’t I be nervous? Why am I not taking this seriously enough? Will I poop my pants? Will I pee my pants? What should I eat? Will that result in pooping my pants? Will it provide me with enough energy to keep running? Which socks should I wear? Where can I buy some Vaseline? What if it rains? Should I carry my phone with me? Will Nanosh and Isadora make it to cheer me on? How will I rendezvous with them? On-and-on with the curiosities. And the night before the race… major meltdown! I didn’t see that coming. It was totally unrelated to the race (or so I thought), but tears were pouring out of me like a baby with colic.
I began to text with my avid-runner friend, Lisa Ryan. She was supportive and helpful, giving me lots of solicited advice. After listening to my concerns via text messages across the Atlantic and the continental US, she told me that I really needed to put on my “positive hat” and just have fun, smile, and enjoy the marathon experience. Then she asked: What is your mantra? Apparently that’s a thing. Marathon runners have mantras. Instead of responding: “I don’t like people who wear positive hats and have mantras,” I decided to wear this imaginary positive hat and think of two mantras, which came quite easily to me: 1. Be positive!; 2. Keep going!
Race day: Sunday, April 26. I had to be out the door by 7:00, so I woke up at 6:00, leaving plenty of time for breakfast, coffee, waking up, and doing my morning business to avoid having to do it in a blown-out outhouse along the way. All was well, except for the fact that it was raining! I am a fair-weather runner, but I obviously couldn’t cancel this one. I met up with two friends, Katie (also running the marathon) and Jen (Katie’s roommate and our cheerleader), at the train station. Feeling good as we rode in to Madrid for 40 minutes, it was great to have friends with whom to share the experience. Jen had even made a sign to encourage us!
The start line was at Plaza Cibeles, named after the Roman goddess of nature (Ceres) and an icon in the city of Madrid. There is a stunningly beautiful palace and fountain, as well as a statue of Ceres in – naturally – a lion-drawn carriage. Needless to say, this was a very impressive place to start my first marathon.
After paying attention to the fact that the end line was NOT in the same location as the start line, I decided to leave my change of clothes and shoes with Jen (instead of the bag check at the finish line), who so nicely offered to lug my backpack around while I ran! Best decision of the day: having put my dry clothes inside a plastic bag inside my backpack!
I cut a hole for my head and two armholes out of a large plastic bag and put in on with the intention of keeping my clothes somewhat dry. Laughable.
I changed into my running shoes, took off my sweats, pinned my bib on, ran in place and stretched for about 7 seconds, zipped my bag shut, handed it to Jen, gave her a hug, and she wished Katie and I well as we raced off for the start line. Somehow we were running a bit late (true ME nature), so we literally ran to the start line with the other hundred people who were running late. A few dozen steps in, I realized that I forgot to Vaseline up! On my long training runs, I discovered that there were two key places that chafed (TMI coming up, prepare yourself!): in between my cheeks and along my underwear line! We did an about-face (second best decision of the day), knowing that if I skipped the Vaseline application, I would be in utter misery around mile 15. I found Jen, dug deep in my backpack and pulled out that tube of Vaseline. We ran back toward the start line, at which point I had to figure out how to actually apply said Vaseline in such a public arena. Katie reminded me that, on race day, anything goes! SO… I reached down and did what I had to do, knowing very well that several people would see me rubbing Vaseline between my butt cheeks, but I mostly didn’t care, and there was no other way. One guy did laugh as he walked past us on the left, but it was a laugh and acknowledgement nod of: “ha! I just did that myself!”
Now that I was all lubed up in the key places, I left the tube of Vaseline hanging on the fence for anyone else that might need it. We jammed ourselves in some corral behind a pushed over fence a couple of minutes before the race started. I do not recall a gunshot, or a “ready, set, go!” or anything of the sort. I just remember starting to run with a massive amount of people (23,999 other runners)! Everything I read and heard advised me to start out conservative – not too fast. Save your legs for the second half of the race. So that’s exactly what I did. Whenever I felt myself running at a nice pace, I slowed down a bit. It was nice to have a running partner, as Katie and I ran at the same pace!
I probably have a bladder the size of a small lemon. Really, you do not want to go on a road trip with me. A few miles into the race, I had to pee and I could not ignore it. There were no outhouses in sight, so I said goodbye to Katie, much to my chagrin, as I had thoroughly enjoyed running with her. I ran down a little side street and squatted in between two cars. I looked up toward the race and saw hundreds and hundreds of people run by, and though that it would be nearly impossible to catch up with Katie. As I tried to put my positive hat on while I squatted there, I looked to my left and saw that also on this side street was a café abound with windows facing – well – me! It was obviously a popular little restaurant, because there were lots of customers watching me squat and pee between two parallel-parked cars. Luckily, I did not see myself in the newspaper the next day (nor did I look), so I’m glad to say that those were NOT my 20 seconds of fame.
About 15 minutes later, I saw Katie’s ponytail and headband bobbing in front of me! It took me a few more minutes to catch up with her, and miraculously, we ran together for the entire race, save the last 2 kilometers.
They say to “train in miles but brag in kilometers.” Here in Europe, distance is measured in kilometers. A marathon consists of 42 kilometers (26.2 miles). I can’t decide if this is a good or a bad unit while running a marathon. Forty-two is a large number, while twenty-six sounds much more manageable. Anyway, I ran the first 27k without much trouble. In fact, when we ran down past Plaza Callao into Puerta del Sol – nearly the halfway mark – I felt great! I couldn’t believe it. Then when I saw the 28 kilometer sign, I sort of panicked and thought, oh no! – I still have 14 k to run! I told Katie in that moment that I was starting to slow down. Positive hat! Positive hat! Positive hat! And it worked. We pushed through and before I knew it, we ran past the 32 k sign. I was tired, hungry, and thirsty, but not too bad off. I was looking forward to the race being over at this point, but because I had Vaselined up, I was not in utter misery! Katie and I had a conversation about running the last 10k. Really, 10k is just 5k, which is like a walk in the park. After that 5k, it’s just another 5k. Simple math. We can do this! Then the hills of Madrid became more noticeable.
The final few kilometers was a gradual uphill climb, which really hurt a lot of runners’ legs. We ran past amazing athletes with strong legs who were walking and really hurting. One man had come to a complete stop and was yelling “DIOS” (GOD), writhing in pain. Katie and I just kept our slow-and-steady pace the entire way, and climbed that hill in style. I had about 3k to go, and I realized that I really had to focus if I wanted to finish without stopping, cramping, or writhing in pain like the people I was passing. My heart broke for them; they had made it so far, but just could not quite finish. In a really twisted way, it also motivated me to keep going, so I wouldn’t end up like them. I had to dig deep, repeat my mantra to myself (it worked!), and tune the world out. Just after I made that decision, I heard a voice yell my name: Lisa!! Go, Lisa! Yaayyyy!! I looked left and there I saw, in the abyss of my difficulty, Nanosh and Isadora standing in the rain, soaked to the bone, cheering me on! Seeing them I smiled a big smile and enlivened my step. Nanosh snapped a picture of me running, and I trotted along.
At this point there was no end in sight. I knew logically that there must be an end to this god-forsaken race, but I knew not where it was. I was looking for a sign (literally), but saw none. Did I mention it was pouring rain? Raining cats and dogs? Raining so much that splashing through monstrous puddles did not matter! I was soaked through and through. From the tip of my head to the tip of my toes, all the way down to the bones. And it didn’t matter! I was running along, highly focused, when some guy next to me yelled at me: Don’t Splash Me! When I realized he was talking to me, I squeaked out a perdón at which point, he laughed and said he was joking. I was trying to stay positive, but he pulled me right out of my focus and I had to find my mojo again. I found it, and kept going! I must have looked really miserable, though, because just then another man from the crowd looked at me and started running WITH me and talking TO me! He asked if this was my first marathon, to which I barely replied yes. Then he said, well, think of positive things. Think of all the positive things in your life. Think of the things that keep you going every day. Do you have a family? Don’t answer, just run. One question after another, just running with me. Positive hat! I could not produce Spanish at the moment, or I might have told him to go away! Please, just let me run. Finally he stopped running with me and I heard a few guys behind me talking about him and how he should have left me alone! Finally, finally, I saw the 41 kilometer sign, which means I have only ONE remaining! The longest kilometer in the history of time. I had to pee again. So, because I was in a strange state of mind and wet to the bone anyway, I had no choice but to pee my pants a little! Just a little. There, now I can make it to the finish line if there is one. Finally, I see it! I big arch up ahead with people running under it. That’s it, I can make it! As I get closer, I see that it is not, in fact the finish line, but just a mean trick – a false summit! A few minutes later, I saw what turned out to be the real finish line with the timer and all. I saw that it said 4:30 and I decided to run a little faster and succeeded in crossing before it reached 4:31.
I had thought my legs were in pain while I was running. However, pain is what I felt when I slowed to a walk after crossing the finish line! I was taking baby steps and trying to focus enough to stay on my feet while volunteers asked me if I wanted water, chocolate milk, orange, banana, Power bar, cookies, etc. Somehow my Spanish skills evaporated into thin air, so I became a mute in need of a wheelchair. I did not stop at Go and collect my $200, nor did I get a photo taken like everyone else does at the finish line. I was in so much pain I knew I could not stop moving. Meanwhile, every other finisher we saw was smiling, stopping for pictures, and walking without any trouble. My feet hurt, naturally, as they had been pounding pavement for 4 hours and 30 seconds non-stop. That’s when Katie and I saw it; like a Coca-Cola in a dry desert; a soft bed after a long hike – we saw a sign that said “Podiatry!” We concluded that this must mean inside that giant tent they gave foot massages! There could be nothing better than that in this moment. We entered the tent and a man asked us what we needed. The mute that I had become could not utter a single word. I wanted to say: Isn’t it obvious?! But (thankfully) I couldn’t. Katie mustered up the energy to tell him that our feet hurt. They took our wet shoes and soaking socks off, wiped our feet down with a curry-color liquid, and then put our soaking wet socks and shoes back on. I almost cried of grave disappointment, but was thankful nonetheless.
Mind you, the hard part is yet to come. It is still pouring rain and we are V E R Y slowly inching our way to the rendezvous point. For your average person on a typical day, this is a 10-minute walk. But today, in the pouring rain, freezing cold, aching feet, stiff muscles, I have no concept of how long that walk took us besides: eternity. When we finally reached the Starbucks by the Reina Sofía museum where Jen had our dry clothes, I let out such a huge wave of relief and emotion that I couldn’t help but cry. She was our savior! Our hero! Our mom! Our friend! Our cheerleader! In that moment I was reminded of the time when I called home after being robbed in Ecuador when I was 19. As soon as my mom spoke on the phone, a similar emotion gushed out of me in the form of tears. Sheer and utter relief. It took me at least 15 minutes to peel my wet clothes off in the Starbucks bathroom and put dry clothes on. Nanosh and Isadora arrived shortly after I finished changing, and Izzy’s first words were: Mama, I’m freezing cold. She looked miserable with her wet hair draped over her face, her soaked raincoat (worthless thing), pants, shoes, every single item. Nanosh ran to the nearest store and bought her a dry outfit so she would survive the afternoon.
After warming up, drinking some tea, snacking, hobbling back to the train station and getting home, I felt very content. I followed some advice and – after a nice hot shower – iced and elevated my legs. Nanosh cooked a healthy dinner and then I drifted off into a restful night’s sleep.
Back to the daily routine the next morning, I woke up at 7:00, barely got myself out of bed, happy to see that my legs weren’t actually broken, got Izzy off to school, had coffee with a friend, then stopped by the running store where I had bought my shoes a couple months ago. I thanked them for selling me a good pair, which resulted in no blisters or injuries. I told them I had finished the marathon and they were surprised that I was walking the day following a marathon! They concluded that I obviously could have pushed harder and ran faster. I insisted that in no way could I have gone faster, and they insisted that I could have. According to them, as it was my first marathon, I was focused only on finishing. Next time, focus on speeding it up and apparently I won’t be able to walk the day after.
There’s really no moral to this story. I do not feel like I did some huge, magical accomplishment. It felt somewhat anticlimactic, but I am satisfied that I was able to train thoroughly enough to get through it. And it makes for a good story. I might sign up for another marathon soon… To be continued…